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Cramer: Obama's Stimulus is a Joke
Jim Cramer weighs in on the spending plan from the President to help the economy.
Comedy Stimulus Plan
Charlotte Comedy Theater Commercail
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Two Economists and a Bird
http://www.objectobot.com/?p=183 Makes fun off Paul Krugman and John Maynard Keynes and the economic fallacies that they support. Quick funny animation that pretty much explains how the stimulus works. This is an animation of a internet joke that goes like this. Keynes and Krugman are walking down the street and see dog droppings. Keynes says to Krugman: "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat those." Krugman thinks about it, decides he really wants a new car, and eats the droppings. They continue walking, then Krugman sees some other dog's droppings up ahead and says to Keynes: "Same deal: I'll pay you $20,000 to eat that." Keynes didn't expect Krugman to take him up on his bet earlier, and he really needs the money, so he agrees. Then Krugman says to Keynes: "We both have the same amount of money as before, but we both ate poop." Keynes replies: "Yeah, but there was $40,000 in stimulus to the national GDP."
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Abbott & Costello Who's On First
Probably the most famous comedy bit of all time. Credit to Koch Entertainment Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
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Stimulus package, what a joke. FED keeps rates low, inflation to follow
The Stench of Truth (16) A stimulus package for the flagging economy is like putting a band-aid on your severed arm. No one wants to talk about what really needs to be done. The FED will continue to keep rates low for now to prevent a recession (that we're already in). The "stimulus" is a joke. Only one more year of this administration barring another 9/11, or martial law and canceled elections. Ron Paul number two in Nevada! He'll still be ignored, sadly. I hope that at least his policies will have some impact on a future administration.
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Obama's Stimulus Plan
President-elect Barack Obama's advisors are working on a massive government spending plan. Democratic leaders hope to move the plan through Congress as quickly as possible, reports Chip Reid.
Views: 3436 CBS
Abbot & Costello Explain Obama's Stimulus Plan For Workers
Abbot & Costello Explain Obama's Stimulus Plan For Workers :)
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Defeating the State Through Jokes
Response to LaughingMan0X's "Defeating the State Through Jokes: A Proposition for Anarchists" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhqvAsAS42I What happens when government runs out of gas, their policy concerning light bulb changing, economics in an elevator, and Keynesian light bulb stimulus.
Views: 7948 Shane Killian
McCain On Obama Stimulus Plan
Harry Smith spoke with Sen. John McCain about what changes the GOP would like to make to President Obama's stimulus plan.
Views: 4788 CBS
The Obama Stimulus Plan Explained in Pictures
This short clip will explain the theory (and likely result) of President Obama's various plans to "save" our economy by running up the deficit to unheard-of levels.
Views: 516 Doug Cody
Foster Brooks tells a funny joke
Foster Brooks tells a funny joke
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My Giant Stimulus Package (Dinner Time)
TJ Young and Joe Zimmerman (BeardsofComedy.com) get sexy about the economy. This music video is unplugged, unstupid and totally unsane!
Views: 1348 Beards Ofcomedy
Obama on Stimulus Package: Need to Put Politics Aside
President Barack Obama, January 27, 2009
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Ron Paul on the Obama Stimulus Plan
DISCLAIMER: this video is not mine Subscribe now to keep updated on the latest developments. Ron Paul is a Republican United States Congressman, physician, bestselling author, and two-time presidential candidate from Lake Jackson, Texas. He has an active base of supporters that has been coined the "Ron Paul Revolution." He is also the founder of the advocacy group Campaign for Liberty.
Views: 4562 NationZone
King Rejects Pelosi Stimulus Plan
Congressman Steve King spoke on the House floor on January 28, 2009 after voting against a massive economic stimulus spending bill pushed through the House by Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Views: 311 RepSteveKing
Absurd Economic Stimulus Package
I am running for congress and I think it is absurd to think the $300 in pocket money will create any long-term stimulation of the economy when the working class and middle class are being decimated. Steve Blythe www.blythe2008.com
Views: 552 blythe2008
President Hoover's 1931 stimulus plan
"Some of the reactionary economists urged that we should allow the liquidation to take its course until we had found bottom.... We determined that we would not follow the advice of the bitter-end liquidationists and see the whole body of debtors of the United States brought to bankruptcy and the savings of our people brought to destruction...Instead we met the situation with proposals to private business and to Congress of the most gigantic program of economic defense and counterattack ever evolved in the history of the Republic." -Hoover (Wikipedia) Hoover confronted a world of political possibilities when he returned home in 1919. Democratic Party leaders looked on him as a potential candidate for President, and President Wilson privately preferred Hoover as his successor. "There could not be a finer one," asserted Franklin D. Roosevelt, then a rising star from New York. Hoover briefly considered becoming a Democrat, but he believed that 1920 would be a Republican year. A self-described progressive and reformer, Hoover saw the presidency as a vehicle for improving the conditions of all Americans by encouraging public-private cooperation—what he termed "volunterism". Long before he had entered politics, he had denounced laissez-faire thinking.[32] At the outset of the Depression, Hoover claims in his memoirs that he rejected Treasury Secretary Andrew Mellon's suggested "leave-it-alone" approach, and called many business leaders to Washington to urge them not to lay off workers or cut wages. Congress, desperate to increase federal revenue, enacted the Revenue Act of 1932, which was the largest peacetime tax increase in history.[52] The Act increased taxes across the board, so that top earners were taxed at 63% on their net income. The 1932 Act also increased the tax on the net income of corporations from 12% to 13.75%. The final attempt of the Hoover Administration to rescue the economy occurred in 1932 with the passage of the Emergency Relief and Construction Act, which authorized funds for public works programs and the creation of the Reconstruction Finance Corporation (RFC). The RFC's initial goal was to provide government-secured loans to financial institutions, railroads and farmers. The RFC had minimal impact at the time, but was adopted by President Franklin D. Roosevelt and greatly expanded as part of his New Deal. Even so, New Dealer Rexford Tugwell[56] later remarked that although no one would say so at the time, "practically the whole New Deal was extrapolated from programs that Hoover started." "For three long years," Roosevelt said in accepting his party's nomination, "I have been going up and down this country preaching that government . . . costs too much. I shall not stop that preaching." FDR campaigned in 1932 on a platform of slashing the size and cost of government, and of ending the "reckless and extravagant" spending of Herbert Hoover. Stop that preaching he didn't. He accused Hoover of presiding over "the greatest spending administration in peacetime in all our history . . . an administration that has piled bureau on bureau, commission on commission." He slammed the Republican's record of "reckless and extravagant" spending, and of thinking "that we ought to center control of everything in Washington as rapidly as possible." He mocked those who thought "a huge expenditure of public funds" was the best way to grow the economy of succumbing "to the illusions of economic magic." His running mate, Texas Congressman John Nance Garner, even warned that Hoover was "leading the country down the path of socialism." - Jeff Jacoby "Unemployment Relief" Recorded October 18, 1931 Full speech at The Authentic History Center Transcript at: http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=22855#axzz1wcDOCsEQ
Views: 24835 guyjohn59
Deceptive "Stimulus" Plan
My other videos are much better. This was my 1st one. I know I sound horrible in this video, so no need to be mean and rude and tell me how bad I sound. That's like telling a smoker they need to quit smoking because they stink. Or telling a fat person they are fat. Or an ugly person they're ugly. They already know it without you telling them. Google this: CNBC Analyst: Global Bank, Global Currency Within 15 Years‏ I failed to mention the details of the stimulus plan that will impact hundreds and thousands (perhaps millions?) of elderly. And the fact that this bill will REQUIRE doctors to report and electronically track your medical treatments per a federal system. The Federal Council is modeled after a U.K. board discussed in Daschle's book, "Critical: What We Can Do About the Health-Care Crisis". This board approves or rejects treatments using a formula that divides the cost of the treatment by the number of years the patient is likely to benefit. Treatments for younger patients are more often approved than treatments for diseases that affect the elderly, such as osteoporosis. Medicare now pays for treatments deemed safe and effective. The stimulus bill would change that and apply a cost- effectiveness standard set by the Federal Council (464). In 2006, a U.K. health board decreed that elderly patients with macular degeneration had to wait until they went blind in one eye before they could get a costly new drug to save the other eye. It took almost three years of public protests before the board reversed its decision. The liberals in Congress just won't stop. Now we have learned they are meeting in secret. Ultra liberals in Congress are continuing to pull strings behind the scenes to give billions of dollars in taxpayer money to ACORN. They are working overtime to shove through billions and billions of dollars in wasteful spending to long term liberal special interest projects. They are doing this all under the continued guise of the stimulus package. The price tag is still astonishing. $789 billion might be less than the Senates $838 billion, but its massively more than the $300 billion this bill originally was proposed at, and still tops a trillion dollars when interest is included. There's still $50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts, $600 million to buy cars for government workers, $88 million for ATV and bike trails and so much more waste. And, go to www.StimulusWatch.org to see the wish list of earmarks for cities and counties in your area. It will blow your mind. On January 11, Speaker Pelosi publicly pledged "no pork" when being interviewed by Wolf Blitzer. She promptly broke that pledge when it was convenient to do so. The trillion dollar stimulus bill pushed by Speaker Pelosi and passed overwhelmingly by the House has more pork spending than any bill in history! In fact, the bill (H.R.1) contains so much pork spending that Speaker Pelosi included $227 million simply for oversight of the pork barrel projects included in her stimulus bill. (Page 11 of the stimulus bill.) See some of the pork included in this bill: http://www.afa.net/pdfs/porkandpayoffs.pdf "Ruin Your Health With the Obama Stimulus Plan: Betsy McCaughey": http://www.prisonplanet.com/ruin-your-health-with-the-obama-stimulus-plan-betsy-mccaughey.html • Help us send one million e-mails to Speaker Pelosi. Tell Speaker Pelosi that you are fed up with pledges being made and broken. • Please forward this to all your friends and family and ask them to take a pledge not to vote for a member, of either party, who lies to the people: https://secure.afa.net/afa/activism/signpetition.asp?id=1810 To read the article, "It's the Economy and Illegal Immigration Stupid!" by Frosty Wooldridge go here: http://www.newswithviews.com/Wooldridge/frosty440.htm TAGS: Wall Street Stock Market Bank AIG Collapse Crash Immigration Gumballs Green Migrant Workers Mexico Obama Reserve Borrow Loans Fiasco Lotto Lottery Giveaway Hannity Imus Dutko Coulter American Family AFA OneNewsNow.com Rush Limbaugh Liberals Democrats Republicans Patriots Constitution Democratic Associated Press Billion Trillion Troubled Assets Healthcare Information and Management Systems Society HIMSS HyperInflation Bankrupt Bankruptcy Medical Medicaid
Views: 2979 FireThunderTV
Phil Kerpen discusses 'Stimulus' spending on Fox and Friends
Phil Kerpen discusses the wasteful spending projects in the 'Stimulus' package including $700,000 to develop joke telling software.
Obama's Stimulus Package: For one race only?
Today is the one year anniversary of the signing of the Obama Administration's massive stimulus bill. Obama praised the bill , however the bill seems to have neglected one segment of American society. Employment among African-Americans is 80% higher than among whites.
Views: 2734 RT
William Greider (2/3) on Obama's Stimulus Plan, Nationalizing the Banks and Globalization
The House has passed an $819 billion dollar stimulus package, marking one of the most expensive pieces of legislation ever to move through Congress. Not a single Republican voted for the bill. We speak to William Greider, National Affairs correspondent for The Nation magazine. http://www.democracynow.org/2009/1/29/economic_stimulus_moves_to_senate_following
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McCain On Obama Stimulus Plan
Katie Couric speaks with Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., about the various reasons behind congressional Republican resistance towards President Obama's proposed $900 billion economic stimulus package.
Views: 1220 CBS News
An Alternative to Obama's Economic Stimulus Plan
Bill Beach, director of Heritage's Center for Data Analysis, explains that aggressive tax relief would create or protect 3 million jobs between 2009-2011.
Ronald Reagan tells farming related joke
Reagan telling a joke while speaking about farming
Views: 13711 Winston Blair
The Obama Stimulus Package
It's Obamalicious!
Views: 486 DarcPrynce
Obama Press Conference and the Rewards...errrr..stimulus package.
Obama once again spits in the face of Hope and Change buy taking a play out of the book of the Bush administration by trying to scare the american people into backing his "stimulus" package. My thoughts on this ruse.
Views: 1964 Conservative Noir
Corporate tax cut the biggest economic stimulus in Trump's tax plan?
Former Cato Institute CEO John Allison on the push for tax reform and its potential economic impact.
Views: 358 Fox Business
Abbott & Costello 'Jonah and the Whale'
Routine from the first episode of the Abbott & Costello television show, originally broadcast in 1952.
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Unemployed? What's in the Obama Stimulus Package for You
We breakdown the economic stimulus package in detail to find out exactly who gets what. Here's how the government stimulus package benefits the unemployed.
Views: 5397 Money Talks News
Michael Savage Examines the Pork in the Obama Stimulus Package
Visit http://MikeFrancesa.com for more Michael Savage coverage. Ignore Domain Name (Website Link) with "WAR" in the title, that is an old domain that we no longer use and was taken over by a Chinese company. In this audio clip, Michael Savage examines the pork in President Obama's economic stimulus plan, project by project. Listen to full Michael Savage Shows Here: http://www.910knew.com/cc-common/podcast/single_podcast.html?podcast=savage.xml
Views: 2546 MikeFrancesaDotCom
Obama Stimulus Breakdown
Fox Business News' Liz Clayman highlights parts of the Obama stimulus plan and tells Harry Smith what may be ahead for GM and Chrysler as they struggle to survive.
Views: 7895 CBS
NewsBusted 2/24/09
Topics in today's show: --Support for Obamas stimulus plan --Sarah Palins tax problems --AG Holders nation of cowards speech --The 81st annual Academy Awards Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family! Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to newsbusted at dialognewmedia.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one.
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Hardball-Matthews Stresses Over Obama's Stimulus Plan
A rare moment and a sign that as National Review's Jim Geraghty puts it, the "thrill up the leg" may be gone. Chris Matthews laments the fall in the stock market and is joined by Jim Cramer, Howard Fineman, and Eugene Robinson. "he's so smart, why can't he do something", about sums it up.
Views: 2536 Jim Vicevich
Economic Stimulus Package Rebate Payment
Those receiving social security and veterans disability benefits may be eligible to receive a stimulus package payment if their total income is at least $3,000 and not exceed the maximum income limit. TaxPlus www.1040.com/qt
Views: 495 TaxPlus
Glen Beck on The "Stimulus Package", The "Progressives" Obama and Pelosi, and "Socialism"
Glen Beck on The "Stimulus Package", The "Progressives" Obama and Pelosi, and "Socialism"...Strange delivery, but true... Join the Campaign for Liberty! your friend in liberty and oppression, robpatozz
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Reaction: Obama's stimulus package
Where should the money from Obama's stimulus package go? Are stimulus checks for taxpayers an effective way to jolt the economy? What did you do with your last stimulus check?
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Obama's Stimulus Package:  Pass?  Fail?
Obama's Stimulus Package: Pass? Fail?
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Obama's Stimulus Plan includes ridiculus spendings like $246 M for Hollywood producers to buy films
$248 M for furniture at new Homeland Security headquarters; $400 M STD research; $75 M quit smoking programs (when Obama can't even quit smoking himself!); $150 M to re-do the Smithsonian; $1 billion for the 2010 Census;
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The Economic Stimulus Package Explained!
Using my hands and the help of these newfangled things called computers, I endeavor to show what the economic stimulus package is trying to do. Whether or not it'll work out well I don't know, but this is basically what the bill will mean to college aged students around the country.
Views: 418 YoungFreeTexas
Stimulus Package?... BULL! By Dan Gonzales
The truth about the un-stimulus package and the real intent of the blue blood politicians.
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Ron Paul: Obama Stimulus Package Will Turn Recession Into Depression
The Congressman also appeared on MSNBC this morning to discuss the same issue. One commentator suggested that Paul's analysis was misguided because "The house is already on fire" and something must be done to put it out. "You are correct, the house is on fire," Paul fired back, "and you think you're putting water on it, but I think you are pouring kerosene on it." he added. "We got into this mess by spending too much, borrowing too much and inflating too much. Government was too big and we had too many regulations. We had rejected the market economy for decades, we have rejected the notion of sound money for decades, and we got into a mess this way. So what is the proposal? Spend more money, borrow more money, print more money, regulate more, it makes no sense whatsoever." Paul asserted. The Congressman suggested that a more sound approach to the crisis would be to abolish income tax and business tax to get Americans spending, whilst simultaneously cutting overseas spending to cover revenue losses. "But the problem is no one wants to cut the American Empire," Paul explained. "Even Obama's administration wants to increase spending overseas and increase military spending. As long as you want to run the world empire at a trillion dollars a year, believe me you cannot solve this problem." he added.
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President Obama's Stimulus Package
Shannon Lanier goes to President Barack Obama's Inauguration in Washington D.C. and explores Obama's plan to help save the economy
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What The Stimulus Plan Means For Your Taxes
KMBC's Kris Ketz talks with H&R Block's Amy McAnarney.
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GOP Who Backed Obama Stimulus
They received heavy criticism from within their own political party, but a few Republican Senators remained firm in their support of Pres. Obamas economic stimulus package. Kimberly Dozier reports.
Views: 7755 CBS
Stimulus Package - Obama & Advani Video : Comedy Show Jay Hind!
From the original Jay Hind! pilot comes this vignettte on the stimulus packages of Obama and Advani's aversion for them. :) the obama bit is in english and perhaps a better joke than any cracked on his packages by his countrymen.
Views: 1076 Jay Hind!
The Obama Stimulus: Predictions vs. Reality
When pushing the stimulus package, President Obama claimed that the stimulus would save 3 million jobs. How have his predictions turned out so far? This video compares those predictions with how the jobs numbers have actually turned out. Sources: Predicted data used by President Obama to argue for the effectiveness of the stimulus: http://otrans.3cdn.net/45593e8ecbd339d074_l3m6bt1te.pdf Actual data as collected by the Bureau of Labor Statistics: http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm
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Who's on First?
Abbott and Costello perform the classic "Who's on first?" baseball sketch in their 1945 film "The Naughty Nineties" first performed as part of their stage act. Still find this really funny
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