We moved in together recently so had to make the unavoidable trip to IKEA; I figured out how to get through there as quickly as possible.
Yeah, yeah I know, vertical video and all that. I filmed it in Snapchat, you'll survive.
7 million views update: Thanks for all the support everyone, it's been a crazy ride. Just to answer a few things that got asked a lot... Her name is "Dana"; we are Australians; I didn't make a cent from this video because ads are lame; of course I saw Cian Twomey's "Emily" video before I did mine; IKEA Australia offered to give us a new lounge since I didn't want to get one when we were there last and Dana did... so everything worked out better than expected!
Oh yeah and cheers to @racheljoy for bugging me for weeks to upload this video. If it wasn't for her it would have died on snapchat's my story as I thought it was just a silly couple of minutes no one else would really care about, apparently she's got an eye for internet quality!
Run brew... she wants nothing more than to be normal and never cause a scence!! Your life is gonna be boring and when the newness of her tiny ass wears off you'll realize that she is reserved in bed and never once has put even so much as a pinky in your or her butt... sad...