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It's Realpolitik Bro (Gone terrible) (Gone wrong) (In the European hood) (Almost got invaded)

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history music video Yah, y’all can’t handle this. Y’all don’t know what’s about to happen. OVB - Berlin, Prussian boy. But I’m from Saxony though, German boy. Jason: It’s Realpolitik bro with that foreign policy flow. Appointed Minister President and Foreign Minister, never done before Passed all the competition man, Austria is next Man I’m poppin’ all these liberals, got a brand new budget And I met the Kaiser too, and I’m comin’ with the crew This is Deutschland dummkopf, who the hell are flipping you? And you know I kick them out if they ain’t with the Confederation Yeah I’m talking about Denmark, you begging for attention Talking shared constitution in Schleswig too but you still hit my telegraph last year It was 1864 and I got the battles to prove, don’t make me annex you And I just invaded Austria and we’re winning like a god church Saxony’s where I’m from, we chew ‘em like it’s Blood and Iron We shooting with rifles, the Habsburgs now down by one The Confed’s destroyed just for fun. The NGF’s is now on I cannot be outdone, Bismarck is number one! It’s realpolitik bro (x3) I said it’s realpolitik BRO! Sunny: You know it’s Kaiser Willy and my collar stay poppin’ Yes I can rule, and no I’m not from Saxony Prußia is my city and if it weren’t for Bismarck, then Deutschland would be crappy I’ll pass it to Cavour cause you know we stay litty! Sam: Two months ago you didn’t know my name and now you want my fame? Idiota, I’m justifying, I’m only occupying, now I’m unifying Like Willy who? Bismarck who? Who are you? All these states I just ran through, hit Austria in a month Where were you? Hatin’ on me back in Turin You need to get your people straight Emmanuel brought me to the top, now we’re really poppin’ off All Italian, there is no more, that’s why these people all at our door It’s lonely at the top so we all going We left Sardinia, now the dual is all rollin’ It’s nationalism, idiota We back again, always Monarchy never Democracy We the future, we’ll see you in the past It’s Realpolitik bro (x3) I said it’s Realpolitik BRO! Sunny: Hold up, hold up, hold up, can we switch the language? (In French) Jason: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN (Oh my dude, you just got PRANKED) Jason and Sunny: Ja! I (almost) put a German on the Spanish throne I’m hoping France will get super pissed Napoleon (III) takes the bait, and sends some of his rage! He sends his diplomat, and it’s really really bad France declares war and Germany unifies German armies crush the french Now we’re in Versailles; can I get my Alsace-Lorraine please? Otto Von Bismarck, representing Germany Now, I’m the iron chancellor It’s realpolitik bro (x3) I said it’s realpolitik BRO! Emmy and Kimberly: Yo it’s Emperor Meiji The Shogun got shook These Westerners upon me I got ‘em with the restoration Let me educate ya, and I AM talking book Japan is your home, so start calling my phone I’m invading like I’m Rome We’re buying like a loan Yeah I smell good Is that your boy’s colonies? Jason: Is that your boy’s colonies? Started colonizing but very little Don’t want to start trouble but hope to take mittel Yes they all copy me But that’s some crappy clones Stay in all alliances And they ask me who I ally I say it’s Russia with Austria League of Three Emperors, maintain peace And I will see you in the 1880s ‘cause It’s realpolitik bro (Hopefully this will maintain) Peace
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Text Comments (4)
Wilson Zhu (4 months ago)
cringe
Randomness Productions (4 months ago)
Fuck I messed up the cropping for the anime opening at the end
Dexter Young (4 months ago)
Jake would be proud
Kim (4 months ago)
Lol

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