Topics in today's show:
--Support for Obamas stimulus plan
--Sarah Palins tax problems
--AG Holders nation of cowards speech
--The 81st annual Academy Awards
Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield
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A tadpole is an infant frog. It is the SAME creature at different stages of development. Frogs don't give birth to other frogs, they give birth to more tadpoles starting the cycle again. It has NOTHING to do with evolution. Neither do caterpillars turning into butterflies. It is different stages of the life cycle of the same creature.
Like your babe Hillary, Barb Boxer, Nancy Pelosi or the others?
You are quite ignorant, if you're that worried about conservatives, why don't you actually find out what it means before you trip over your own tongue?
Hey Fish, Your first statement was absolutely the truth, there was no racist insinuations there from what I saw.
What I can attest to is the fact that just because Obumma ran for office, he was an absolute hero...history will be rewritten about him, his policies and the effect they have on America. They will ruin this country, but the media etc. will propaganda the blame to conservatism, capitolism and Republican malcontents. AND all the history channel shows now is MLK and the civli rights.
Rasmussen is saying that 51% of Americans still believe in Reagan's dream of smaller government and only 28% don't. By your logic, since Rasmussen is among the drive-by's, it's probably closer to 65% and 15% respectively.
I very successful (read RICH) friend of mine once told me that "C" students start businesses and they hire the "B" students to manage them and the "A" students to keep the books. Now that used to honk me off since I was an A student, but now that I am older, I see his point. Making good grades does not make one a leader. Pin Stripe has never even led silent prayer from what I can see of his record.
I spent 3 years in the US Army right out of high school. I went to college to make myself more valuable to potential employers and as a result have been a constant producer (taxpayer) for this country instead of a consumer. I have raised my children with good CONSERVATIVE values and thank goodness, they actually took hold. What have you done?
I get it! This is supposed to be funny/ironic/witty- like the Daily Show. Besides grossly missing the mark, it lacks originality-like the Republican playbook.
The party has a wealth of professional comedians you could use: Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck, Palin and the star of the show... Piyush Jindal.
Gov. Piyush, also specializes in demon-goblins removal and clean-up. That's a show in it's self.
The Twits, could Twitt about it... it's funny.
dreamergirlusa, those earmarks were the party favors for voting pro for the stimulus bill. Now, the joke is on Pelosi and Reid. Alot of governors are refusing portions of the stimulus money because there's a poison pill attached to some moneys.
Some of the money targeted for social programs are good for only two years and then the state MUST keep the social programs and PAY for them out of their dwindling budgets. In short, it's political extortion.
Another campaign speech full of platitudes. He's going to "declare war on earmarks" after siging a bill that was riddled with them and pushing for another. The rats are being lead right into the sea of socialism by the "Pin Striped Piper". Anyone who could listen to that speech and hear an ounce of substance is living in a dream world.
The truth is we DO know a lot about him, and we didn't get it from liberal, socialist web sites which have overstated things Obama attempted as "accomplishments". Stop calling people who disagree with you "haters". It's such a cop out liberal talking point. It's a sign that you have nothing of importance to offer to the conversation and no ammunition in an argument.
Obama has no leadership or executive experience. He has spent his entire life either in school or the public sector. He has never had to keep a book or earn a profit. He has no business trying to fix the economy.
Thanks for the correction. As much as I disagree with you on specifics, I do want to be as accurate with my wording as possible.
I do feel your antics of calling me a 'shithead' is rather inappropriate. I've yet to understand how that adds to any intelligent discussion of the topic at hand.
I will pray for you though as it's not my job to change your mind.
I like your thinking, dreamergirlusa.
I'm not an old guy nor a young guy but for the first time in my adult life, I am scared for America.
It may come down to exercising our rights to bear arms and to abolish our government.
I've been trying to get the wife to allow me to buy a gun before Socialist Sally bans that because the Constitution is a 'suggestion' and it's an 'inconvenience' according to Obama.
Okay, here is the script.
"Hello everyone. Welcome to News Busted. I'm Jody Miller. Let' get started.
Do 6 Obama jokes, even if not that good but on time.
Do canned laughter after each.
Do one celebrity joke.
"Thanks for watching News Busted, I'm Jody Miller. Be sure to tell your friends about us. We'll catch you next time."
Your are predictable. Comedy is not that.
I question most everything President Pin Stripe has done so far,...except the surge. It's probably the only good decision he's made. However tomturntx is right. The joke questions Pin Stripe's hypocrisy. That seemed obvious.
This woman looks tired...like all Republicans. The jokes are lame, the canned laughter is creepy. Reminds me of something you'd see on an obscure religious network. I'm sure it will be a HUGE HIT! Hahaha.