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NewsBusted 2/24/09

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Topics in today's show: --Support for Obamas stimulus plan --Sarah Palins tax problems --AG Holders nation of cowards speech --The 81st annual Academy Awards Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family! Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to newsbusted at dialognewmedia.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one.
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Rhanar (9 years ago)
...Normally, I have great respect for women, but that narrow-minded old carcass...? For the love of...look, who can really take this woman seriously?
VictoriaWarrior (9 years ago)
it's called affirmative action
Lisa Ray (9 years ago)
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William Alexkiss (9 years ago)
Awesome. Very Funny
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
maybe not, but it's a start, miracles happen every day
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
speak for yourself, the only faith he has instilled in me is the faith that he wants to take my money and my rights
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
no one said it was unpatriotic to Question the surge, what was unpartiotic was the way the left bashed the war and the troops after the surge was in place
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
don't take away our Jodi!!!
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
A tadpole is an infant frog. It is the SAME creature at different stages of development. Frogs don't give birth to other frogs, they give birth to more tadpoles starting the cycle again. It has NOTHING to do with evolution. Neither do caterpillars turning into butterflies. It is different stages of the life cycle of the same creature.
mintvagoo (9 years ago)
I'm happy to say we're shitting on Reagans legacy, and setting it on fire with a propane torch subsidized by the top 2%. The party of Joe the Plumber...hahaha
Drumboy5165 (9 years ago)
Unlike Sarah Palin who was running a town, and a state and a 24/7 military. But that doesn't count because she's not black.....
Drumboy5165 (9 years ago)
Hmmm, what part is not truth? The gauntlet has been laid down, now back up your words Mr. Mouth........
Drumboy5165 (9 years ago)
Like your babe Hillary, Barb Boxer, Nancy Pelosi or the others? You are quite ignorant, if you're that worried about conservatives, why don't you actually find out what it means before you trip over your own tongue?
Drumboy5165 (9 years ago)
Hey Fish, Your first statement was absolutely the truth, there was no racist insinuations there from what I saw. What I can attest to is the fact that just because Obumma ran for office, he was an absolute hero...history will be rewritten about him, his policies and the effect they have on America. They will ruin this country, but the media etc. will propaganda the blame to conservatism, capitolism and Republican malcontents. AND all the history channel shows now is MLK and the civli rights.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
He's suffering from drive-by overload.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Rasmussen is saying that 51% of Americans still believe in Reagan's dream of smaller government and only 28% don't. By your logic, since Rasmussen is among the drive-by's, it's probably closer to 65% and 15% respectively.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
I hope that was intended as a joke.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
I very successful (read RICH) friend of mine once told me that "C" students start businesses and they hire the "B" students to manage them and the "A" students to keep the books. Now that used to honk me off since I was an A student, but now that I am older, I see his point. Making good grades does not make one a leader. Pin Stripe has never even led silent prayer from what I can see of his record.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
I spent 3 years in the US Army right out of high school. I went to college to make myself more valuable to potential employers and as a result have been a constant producer (taxpayer) for this country instead of a consumer. I have raised my children with good CONSERVATIVE values and thank goodness, they actually took hold. What have you done?
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
who never contributed to the paper
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
maybe because it hits too close to home for you and your like
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
one can only hope
pwf2412 (9 years ago)
LOL, new guy
mintvagoo (9 years ago)
I get it! This is supposed to be funny/ironic/witty- like the Daily Show. Besides grossly missing the mark, it lacks originality-like the Republican playbook. The party has a wealth of professional comedians you could use: Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck, Palin and the star of the show... Piyush Jindal. Gov. Piyush, also specializes in demon-goblins removal and clean-up. That's a show in it's self. The Twits, could Twitt about it... it's funny.
Dantom Brigs (9 years ago)
And what have you done to help your country out? Have a nice recession...I mean, depression.
Dantom Brigs (9 years ago)
Don't just throw the word "socialist" into a sentence and hope people will think you are smart. Fail. Go read a book.
Dantom Brigs (9 years ago)
What news presenting experience did Jody have?
Dantom Brigs (9 years ago)
Get over yourself, your opinion isn't welcome. Tosser.
Republican RJL (9 years ago)
dreamergirlusa, those earmarks were the party favors for voting pro for the stimulus bill. Now, the joke is on Pelosi and Reid. Alot of governors are refusing portions of the stimulus money because there's a poison pill attached to some moneys. Some of the money targeted for social programs are good for only two years and then the state MUST keep the social programs and PAY for them out of their dwindling budgets. In short, it's political extortion.
PaulTRW (9 years ago)
Southernfriend: Bush had enough backbone to release his college records. Why didn't Obama?
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
The stock market continues to tumble, no matter what Pin Stripe says or does. Investors are the ones with "skin in the game" and they don't buy Obama's lies.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Intelligent Design has as much fact behind it as evolution does. There has never been any indication, ever, that any species "macro-evolved" into another.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
They are preparing legislation which will require nearly all firearms to be registered with the federal government. That was one of the first steps Hitler took.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Another campaign speech full of platitudes. He's going to "declare war on earmarks" after siging a bill that was riddled with them and pushing for another. The rats are being lead right into the sea of socialism by the "Pin Striped Piper". Anyone who could listen to that speech and hear an ounce of substance is living in a dream world.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Another lib reduced to insults.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
The truth is we DO know a lot about him, and we didn't get it from liberal, socialist web sites which have overstated things Obama attempted as "accomplishments". Stop calling people who disagree with you "haters". It's such a cop out liberal talking point. It's a sign that you have nothing of importance to offer to the conversation and no ammunition in an argument.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
The last time I looked, the Chicago inner city was still impoverished. No success there. Stop telling us what Pin Stripe has attempted and tell us what he was successful at, meaning he got results.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Obama has no leadership or executive experience. He has spent his entire life either in school or the public sector. He has never had to keep a book or earn a profit. He has no business trying to fix the economy.
Republican RJL (9 years ago)
Agree 100% with you.
Republican RJL (9 years ago)
Thanks for the correction. As much as I disagree with you on specifics, I do want to be as accurate with my wording as possible. I do feel your antics of calling me a 'shithead' is rather inappropriate. I've yet to understand how that adds to any intelligent discussion of the topic at hand. I will pray for you though as it's not my job to change your mind.
Republican RJL (9 years ago)
I like your thinking, dreamergirlusa. I'm not an old guy nor a young guy but for the first time in my adult life, I am scared for America. It may come down to exercising our rights to bear arms and to abolish our government. I've been trying to get the wife to allow me to buy a gun before Socialist Sally bans that because the Constitution is a 'suggestion' and it's an 'inconvenience' according to Obama.
Dantom Brigs (9 years ago)
Okay, here is the script. "Hello everyone. Welcome to News Busted. I'm Jody Miller. Let' get started. Do 6 Obama jokes, even if not that good but on time. Do canned laughter after each. Do one celebrity joke. "Thanks for watching News Busted, I'm Jody Miller. Be sure to tell your friends about us. We'll catch you next time." Your are predictable. Comedy is not that.
LPcustom76 (9 years ago)
america does not torture???? i believe you did not watch the oscars.
Republican RJL (9 years ago)
Obama is a clear reason why Intelligence design should be taught in schools. Actually, he's the primo reason as to what happens with the experiment goes wrong.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
It's begun. Anyone who questions anything about Pin Stripe "hates America".
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
I question most everything President Pin Stripe has done so far,...except the surge. It's probably the only good decision he's made. However tomturntx is right. The joke questions Pin Stripe's hypocrisy. That seemed obvious.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
What about the part where she said Obama had absolutely no experience? That sounded pretty accurate from where I'm standing.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
You'd be tired too if you spent many sleepless nights wondering how those of us who make the economy work are going to pay for Pin Stripe's folly, er, the stimulus package.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Ah, yet another of the smartest people in the room give us his or her well thought out comments. So predictable.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Please don't be common. There are more than enough reasons to criticise President Pin Stripe without the racist crap.
Jim Schuck (9 years ago)
Interestingly enough, none of the 49% who read it included any of the senators who voted on the stimulus.
mgbdude22 (9 years ago)
canned laughter LOLZ
sakahowdah (9 years ago)
You just joined 2 days ago and now you're all seeing and all knowing. .? Don't make me laugh...
pimpdalyrical (9 years ago)
Not questioning Obama's surge, we're questioning his integrity in light of his obvious hypocrisy.
sakahowdah (9 years ago)
I'm tellin' ya, if Jodi was a pile of dirty laundry I'd have to do her in a dark corner of my basement..! ;-)
NajidaRazi (9 years ago)
It's the truest of the true!
ArtistaAndaluz (9 years ago)
Hilarious! One of the best ones yet. The truth hurts some and makes others laugh. oh well... Keep up the good work!
"This woman looks tired" You think she should try and spruce herself up like Janeane Garofalo? Maybe get some pins in her face and tattoos?
HolyHannah (9 years ago)
excuse me dude -- your hood is slipping.
teleblaster (9 years ago)
This woman looks tired...like all Republicans. The jokes are lame, the canned laughter is creepy. Reminds me of something you'd see on an obscure religious network. I'm sure it will be a HUGE HIT! Hahaha.
newmac (9 years ago)
What is this garbage? Whats with the canned laughter? This is obviously the wackaloon rights attempt at intelligent humor a.k.a. the Daily Show. Throw this cheese out with the sink....
Brent (9 years ago)
Very funny!
Atoyota (9 years ago)
:D funny
Hatchetman6971 (9 years ago)
Jodie, you are just awesome. I really hope someone soon hires you to big time tv.
MadBadVoodo (9 years ago)
Five Stars!!
Jovetj (9 years ago)
Another great episode!
George B Vieto (9 years ago)
Cowards on race relations. Yeah right when an African American athele insults a Caucasian athele he is a locker room cancer or a comedian. Turn the tables aound and the Caucasian is a racist or bigot.
George B Vieto (9 years ago)
You are so right.
philblunt420 (9 years ago)
Holder is a coward for pardoning Mark Rich
HaikenEdge (9 years ago)
Attorney general joke was hilarious.
jdvo31 (9 years ago)
Best of the year so far! Awsome!
Richard Calhoun (9 years ago)
Not bad
patjshaz (9 years ago)
second!

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